Ugghh omg jizzzzzzzz, you can’t even really see his face but Bill looks sooooo hot in this picture it ridiculous. It would appear he’s growing his Mohawk back. YES. FUCK YES. UNNNFFFFFFF!!!! He needs to follow in Toms footsteps and go back to the sexy hairstyles of his past, that would be a good life choice. I just want to sensually rub my hands through his stiff, brittle hair getting my hands all sticky and gross with hairspray and hairgel which I wouldn’t even wash off before I touch myself. There would be no time. I would be too turned on from touching his hair. Might I also say, it makes me very happy to know that I am not the only one who wears a leather jacket with fancy clothes. It looks good damnit! Fuck the haters. Anyways, it looks like they are posting pics of themselves everyday now which is good news for this blog but bad news for my battery supply. Oh well, there are some things that are WORTH the money ;-)

Bless these pants. Bless them and whoever designed them, they are truly a thing of beauty. I mean there are not many pants that allow you to clearly see both of a hot guys balls while he wears them and because of that reason alone, these pants are amazing. In all honestly, these pants are kind of ugly. But because of the fact that I can see Bills dick in them I proclaim them the best pants ever and hope he wears them and many like them for years to come.

I know you can’t see his face but this picture STILL made me want to hump something…like Bill….but anyways look at Toms huge fucking sexy arms! Damn! Those are some arms I’d like to slap me around and then push my head down on his dick while calling me a dirty whore…I mean what umm I mean damn he must work out…And with those dreads pulled back into a ponytail thing he looks even hotter. I Imagine them springing free while he fucks me and tickling my nipples from the momentum…yesssss. Okay, I could go on forever…next picture

I am WAY overdue on commenting on this picture! Oh Tom…so sexy…how is it possible that with every passing second Tom just gets hotter and hotter? I think his hotness degree actually quadrupled since going back to dreads, what a great fucking life choice Tom, bravo. I applaud you. I fucking LOVE his sunglasses here, he looks fabulous and sexy. And what do I spy? Is that a PLAID SHIRT??! Jizzzzzzzz. You all know how I feel about plaid shirts. Of course I would prefer that he didn’t wear a shirt at all. Or pants. Or underwear. Just walk around naked Tom, you’re sexy enough to do it. Why not start a sexy Tom kaulitz nudist colony? I would be the first to join. I’d burn all my clothes and never look back. Ride that dick all day by the poolside in a lounge chair while drinking a beer and smoking a doobie. Why can that not be real? God, it would be the best life EVER

While I can’t really say anything about Bill looking hot in this picture because he has covered half his sexy face, I will say this: LOOK AT HOW BIG HIS MOUTH IS!! It looks big enough to cover the whole surface area of the inside of my vagina. Also his fingers look soooo long because of that tattoo. Damn, I’d kill to have those long skeleton fingers fingerfuck me. I would also like to call attention to his beautiful fucking perfect eyelashes, and how they turn a derp face picture into a sexy one. Damn Bill, you just can’t be ugly can you?

No. You did not see me.Because I would never participate in something so stupid. Stop messaging me please.

Honestly, of all the places in the world I could look for a boyfriend, I think tumblr would be the very LAST place I would look. Not that I need to look or am even bothering to do so, but STILL *facepalm*

Okay children I don’t have much time because I’m at work on a short break but I have to make an entry. My vagina is exploding. I’m pretty sure this is the hottest Bills beard has ever looked…like seriously. GOD DAMN. I’m dying right now. THOSE LIPS. FUCK. I think you all know where I want those…okay EVERYWHERE obviously but damn…I would welcome a fierce burn from that sexy beard between my legs right now. I’d be walking bow legged for days and it would be GLORIOUS. In fact I would welcome a beard burn all over my damn body. I’d be rubbing polysporin all over myself and be crying tears of joy. Fuck he is hot. It’s torture how gorgeous he is and how nobody else seems attractive at ALL compared to him. Except Tom. But that’s another entry altogether. An trust me I have a few pictures I will comment on later. But for now let the girl jizz flow for this sexalicious picture…DAMNNNN

Meh I really wouldnt care. Frankly I think Bill would look really awkward in such a scene it would be kind of funny. I assume you mean Would I be jealous. Nope. It’s only acting people. Of course I would love to have  my own sexy bedroom scene with Bill, but a private one ;-). I dunno, I don’t believe Bill is my true love or something so I don’t really care if he gets with girls..or guys…or trannies..or anything. I mean it’s not like he’s the green power ranger or something lolol j/k. But seriously I’m a little scared for this video, I’ve heard rumors of motorcycles and I swear if Bill does some horribly awkward, choreographed dance I may die laughing. But to all the girls who would be upset, don’t be jelly…if Bill really is your soulmate or whatever then it will happen. It’s nice to dream about those sort of things sometimes :-). For the rest of us I hope he is at least 90% naked in the video…and like, touching himself all over. And please god, NO DANCING. Unless he’s stripping…THAT I approve of!

I think they both look sexaliciously hot is what I think.Especially Bill in that tight sexy tank top, his arms UNFFF. I don’t know why everyone hates liesangeles so much, I’ve talked to him on twitter and he’s been super nice to me. But then again I’m not harassing him for doing his job. I hope he takes more pictures of Bill and Tom, preferably on some kind of nude beach or nudist colony. Maybe trying on speedos at Macy’s? Or working out at the gym in spandex. Yes. I think that would be a good life choice for Anthony to do. At any rate all I care about is him taking more pictures. And no I don’t think he is invading their privacy. Parking lots are public places after all. And you know what? So are nude beaches…JUST SAYIN

Okay. First I would like to state I am drunk out of my mind right now. My delightful neighbor had a sex toy party and we spent the last 6 hours drinking wine and smoking weed. Then I come home and see THIS. Well. I am definately thinking it was a good life choice purchasing that new vibrator tonight. Bill; damn he is so skinny. I am very happy that he has decided that wearing tight clothses is a good life choice, good for you Bill. I agree. But an even better life choice would be to just walk around L.A in a speedo 24/7. If he did that I would FOR SURE move there, California is desperate for nurses. I think I’ve just decided what my signing bonus would be. Also Tom, with his dreads up…jizzzzzz. So happy he got those dreads again, he’s hotter than ever now UNF

Nope. Because I don’t give a fuck

MMMMM damn those dreads are looking HOT! I wish he’d wear them down though. And with less clothing…but we can’t always get what we want can we? I’m so happy Tom has begun to wear tighter clothses, it makes it easier for us to see his perfectly toned, sexy body therefore making it easier for me to imagine him naked…and sweaty…in my bed…or anywhere…Not that it was hard for me to imagine him naked before because believe me, I imagine him and Bill naked all the time, usually with me in between them… Ugh god can you imagine? I would be so happy I would cry, cry tears of joy while one of them fucked me and the others dick was in my mouth…okay I think I have lost where I was going with this but anyways long story short: Toms dreads= sexy as fuck

You don’t have to tell me twice! Just let me grab a pillow…

OH MY GOD…YOU GUYS…SERIOUSLY…I’M DEAD…I HAVE DIED…HE LOOKS SO FUCKING HOT….THERE IS A RIVER IN MY UNDERPANTS RIGHT NOW…I’M GOING TO HAVE A HEART ATTACK CALL A CODE FUCKING BLUE RIGHT NOW!!! Seriously. Bill who? Who is Bill? All I see is fucking sexy Tom looking hotter than he has EVER looked. I can say goodbye to my supply of batteries tonight, I wouldnt be surprised if I break my vibrator. Thank you god! Thank you! My entry from last week has come true!! Well almost. But who cares??!! This was DEFINATELY a good life choice for Tom. I said it would be and he listened. Dear lord. I am jizzing in my panties right now. I knew it would be hot but I did not think the hotness could reach this magnitude. Like honestly…FUCK ME TOM. STICK YOUR GIANT DICK IN MY MOUTH AND DOWN MY THROAT RIGHT NOW I PROMISE I’LL SWALLOW EVERYTHING. I WONT EVEN EXPECT YOU TO RECIPROCATE. Seriously. GOD DAMN.

All these anons! I feel so loved!!! :) So I will share this gif. Whoever made this I love you, I laughed for about 5 minutes! I wish there were more hilarious gifs like this, if you have any send them to me guys!!
God Bill, you are SO attractive lmao